(Source: cineraria)
The girlfriend experience
> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.
> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.
(Source: videohall)
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(Source: purgasorry)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Guy this is my class omg!! My school is fucking awesome
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ETERNAL DAMNATION
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN
what the fuck is wrong with this website
(Source: basedmadoka)
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule)
Thank god this will never happen. If tumblr will get bought tomorrow, my worst fear is that yahoo will start a huge promotion campaign and will make tumblr ‘mainstream’. Then all the idiots we hate come here, people will start to leave because you can’t share personal stuff anymore, no original content is made anymore and tumblr will die a slow death (or rather fast). Yahoo will not fuck this site up with stupid features, they’re not completely moronic. But they want it to grow fast and that is not something most of us are waiting for.
(Source: apolloablaze)